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要倒车

要倒车一个妈妈有一天带他五岁的儿子去银行,他们排在一个很胖的女人面,胖女人穿着整齐的制服,还带了一个呼机。当他们等的
  时候,小儿子说:“哇,她可真胖啊。”妈妈立即喝止了儿子。过了一会儿,小儿子伸开两手,大声说:“我猜她的屁股有这么大。”这时胖女人转过头来看着小孩儿,小孩的妈妈赶忙道歉。胖女人转了回去,正在这时,胖女人的呼机嘀..嘀..嘀地响了起来。
  小孩子大声叫道:“快跑,她要倒车了!”

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哈,快跑,慢了会被压着的

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快跑她要倒车 有意思,慢了会着压扁了,哈哈哈

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